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About jennifer farris

Fashion Marketing grad. Blogger. @MissOmniMedia Contributor. Personal Shopper. Stylist. Visual Merchandiser. Fun haver.

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We all found great careers, hit the lotto and are ridin’ dick deep in cash because we haven’t posted here in so long! Just wanted to let everyone know that I will start contributing more, know why? Because I’m still poor and lusting over things I Want, but Can’t Afford.

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Micky Mouse 1000% Be@rbrick

Kill me now.  As you’ve noticed, I am a toy collector. I love them. This 28 inch piece of plastic has me wide eyed and feindin’!  In my collection I have only about 10, 50% Be@rbricks. So naturally owning this 1000% would be dope as shit and I would be a happy little Jennifer and blahblahblah so on and so on.  This Medicom Micky Mouse one will run you about $450 at Kidrobot.

Email me at jfarrist@gmail.com for my shipping address if you are so inclined to hook it up.

jennifer

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Jimmy Choo – York Leather Motorcycle Boots

I am really excited to start my fall shopping. I am pricing motorcycle boots, docs, heels, oxfords, sneakers (given), you name it I’m pricing it.  The only issue is, I shouldn’t even be pricing anything.  Student loans and living necessities come first.  However, if I did have an extra $1,195 to throw around on a pair of shoes, I would buy these Jimmy Choo motorcycle boots. I’ve been into this style of boot for a while now and I suppose now I am just  looking for a way cheaper alternative that will satisfy my empty pockets and luxury lusting heart. I love the silver and gold tone studs, adds a little something extra to a silhouette that is so masculine.  I really want these. No I need these. Oh Jimmy Choo! Don’t you do this to me!

jennifer

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Kidrobot Smorkin’ Labbit Stool

I have needed this since the first colour way of white was release in 2007.  In 2008 Kidrobot released a powder blue chair, and here we are in ’09 with the pink Labbit Stool. I don’t even like the colour pink. Something about this particular one has got me feelin it more than the other two colour ways.  I mean the piece is limited. I’m pretty sure the production numbers on this can’t be more than 50-100. It’s a smorking rabbit (or labbit to certain ethnicites). It’s by Frank Kozik. It’s a piece of art AND furniture. Downside, I can’t afford it.  It’s  $1,250.00, I wonder if I can hit up Paulie Paul for a serious barter session.

Anyone out there who is willing to give to the needy and not the greedy, please email me at jfarrist@gmail.com for my shipping address.

jennifer

Wow, by me saying that I’m in need of this makes me sound all kinds of fucked up. Meh. Let the truth be known! I need it.

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Patricia Field for Diet Coke bottle set

I saw these bottles a bit ago and was like “YES! These are MINE!”. But $150 for 4 bottles? I was like “NO! Sorryforya Jenn”.  I think these would be dope on display in a futuristic kitchen with glass cabinets.  The 4 bottles each represent a different part of a woman’s life: gold for career, red for passion, pink for love and turquoise for fashion.  I’d like to see a 5th bottle, a green bottle. For us here at icantaffordthis to give us extra pocket change to spend on for shit we want.

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Jennifer

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Kaws 4ft Dissected Companion

I know you’ve seen this. If you haven’t, may God bless you child.  It could be a good thing if you haven’t,  just another expensive item that most of us can’t afford. This Kaws 4ft Dissected Companion will run you about $4500 at least.  I’m sure the prices on these will be at ridiculous untouchable levels by the time the moths stop swarming in and around my pockets!  La, la, la, la wait ’till I get my money right!

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Jennifer

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Christian Louboutin Dillian Pump

I don’t even need to say anything about how these look.  I thought this year would be the year when I get to purchase my first pair of Christian Louboutins, but with me going back to school in 22 days and working part time, it really does not look possible. I really hope Gilt will come through on a Louboutin sale ’cause $2875 is not happening for a long long while on a pair of heels.  The heartache.

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jennifer

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